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OOC: Execution

Posted by Jacob Meggido on November 24, 2014 at 2:05 PM Comments comments (1)

Execution MIGHT be late today, just wanted to warn you all ahead of time. I have been rather busy with work and some other personal stuff. If i can get it done today with my day off, ill get it all done. but i don't want to promise it. if not, it WILL be up tomorrow, as soon as i get home from work.

Shatter is Retiring

Posted by "Vicious" Pat Volsky on November 24, 2014 at 1:50 PM Comments comments (2)

It's been a long time since I've been on here, hasn't it? I won't give any sob stories or excuses why I haven't been on. I just grew bored being on here. It didn't have anything to do with the site itself or the people on it as much as it did with the character I've been using. When I first came up Shatter, I had a lot of fun coming up with various promos and rebuttals to recriticism. Now, I can't bring myself to care about him anymore. It's not helped by the fact that the character is nothing more than a much more cynical version of myself, which... I'll be honest, isn't very pleasant. I don't enjoy making horrible comments directed at other people's characters (women especially). I intend stick around, but not as Shatter. I intend to come back as a much more simple character... a character that'll be solely talent enhancement for everyone else here. 

 By the by, I apologize to M-Star for not being there as his manager... if you want to cut my services, I completely understand. I'm still keeping Marcus around though. I actually enjoy writing those promos.

Longest Reigning Anarchy Champion

Posted by Jeff Jenson on November 21, 2014 at 7:10 PM Comments comments (5)

Current Anarchy Champion, Trent Johnson has broken the record of longest Anarchy Championship reign. The superstar who used to be hold the record was Chris Douglas (known as Chris King at the time). Douglas held the title for 108 days and Trent is standing strong at 115 days.

TGB Reportedly To Announce PPV Opponent

Posted by Jeff Jenson on November 21, 2014 at 6:25 PM Comments comments (4) is reporting that tonight, OBW Champion, TGB will announce who he will face at the upcoming Pay-Per-Veiw, Last Man Standing for his title. Although it is not confirmed who it will be, the name everyone is talking about is former World Heavyweight Champion, M-Star. M-Star defeated TGB last week on Storm and is entitled to a match for the title, whether or not OBW will choose to go down this route or not is unknown.

Jeff Jenson: I, personally would love to see these two compete in a full match for the championship. Having M-Star as TGB's new challenge would be a great for selling tickets at Last Man Standing.

The Best Material

Posted by "THE" Richard Purcell on November 18, 2014 at 10:00 PM Comments comments (15)

The camera opens up to a big, burly man standing on a podium. A spotlight quickly focuses on him, darkening the rest of the room so not much else can be seen. He clears his throat, once, twice, three times. Someone mumbles behind the camera, "Get a move on."


Giant Man: Welcome! Here, I am going to tell you about Richard Purcell.


Someone clears their throat from behind the camera, giving him a cue.


Giant Man: Sorry - "THE" Richard Purcell. I am called Yuri Petrovich, and I am one of the strongest men on the planet, or so I like to call myself. Richard Purcell is one of the greatest men on this very earth. No, the greatest man. So why have the GMs overlooked him on shows? Why, I ask?


Yuri steps from the podium and begins pacing back and forth in front of it.


Yuri: You see, Richard has bested me in combat. Me, one of the strongest men on the planet. He is surely television material.


Richard: CUT!


Yuri looks irritated as Richard walks up.


Richard: Television material? I am not just television material. I'm the BEST material, you hear me? THE BEST. Get out of here. I'm not paying you to call me mediocre. I'll do this promo myself.

Yuri: Why, you little shit!


Yuri reaches back, as if to hit him, but glances off to either side of him before exiting while grumbling to himself. Richard turns to face the camera.


Richard: I get that you GMs sometimes "don't have enough time" for "rookies" like me, but I promise, I will not disappoint you. I AM the best person on the planet, as you heard Yuri say. I'm not just some "wannabe" or some "imbecile" or "ignoramus". I AM the greatest man, no, not alive, but EVER. You hear me OBW? Of course you do.


Richard clears his throat and straightens his tie.


Richard: I am here to show you what I can do. Not to prove myself, not to "hopefully" win championships. I'm here because I know I will. Because I know I can be better than every single one of these fucking idiots. I know it. And soon, you will. That is, if the GMs are smart enough to include me on a show. I raise ratings, you know.


Richard winks.


Richard: That's really all the time I want to spend on you, as much as I like talking to a camera that focuses on ME. You all get the picture, and if you're not getting it, buy a hearing aid, because you'll need it to hear me speak. To hear me proclaim that I'm the greatest when I hold a title high. You won't wanna miss it for the world.


Richard exits the view of the camera, and there's arguing behind the camera before the video abruptly ends.

My Title Reign

Posted by Trent Johnson on November 18, 2014 at 7:00 PM Comments comments (3)

The scene opens outside Trent's home just in the outskirts of Milan, Indiana. There is a powdery snow laying over the grass as if a sheet. Trent is seen in a pair of black sweat pants and a hoodie that says "Storm IS Trent Johnson". Trent looks up breathing heavier then ever. He walks over towards the door of his home as the camera slowly follows him inside. Trent walks into the basement of his home. There is a little gym in his basement.

Trent Johnson: It felt good... Getting to be the one to help Ayden... I am glad that was how I returned to Storm. But now that I've done so, I need to do more. Helping one person isn't enough. I just want to remind everyone, that I'm still Anarchy Champ. I also have another accomplishment under my belt. Officially as of Sunday night, I am the longest reigning Anarchy Champion in OBW history with over 109 days in counting.

Trent takes a drink of water and then smiles swallowing it slowly.

Trent Johnson: I mean I'll admit, Vincent would've beaten me if not for Chad. And Vincent I'd love to see a Trent Johnson versus Vincent Sinclair II. But I'm not the one who decides that, Ayden decides the matches. I just fight them. I know lately I may have lost some support and respect from not only you, but other superstars in OBW. I want to make that up. So from here on out, I am making this a policy. Want to fight me? Talk to Ayden, I'm sure she'll let her champ fight any night, any circumstance. Want to team up one night only? Talk to me and Ayden. Want to train? Talk to me personally. Thanks, now if you excuse me, I have a title to win.

Trent starts benching as the camera slowly shuts off.

Who Should I Choose?

Posted by TGB on November 17, 2014 at 1:40 PM Comments comments (22)

TGB is stood backstage from Storm last night with a large smile on his face. He looks down for a brief second and looks back up, still with the smile on his face.

TGB: Hello, everyone. Last night on Storm I was approached by our Storm General Manager, Ayden Starr. We talked for a minute and by the end of it I actually started to trust her, something that I wasn’t expecting for a while. The reason I now trust Ayden is because she gave me the chance to choose my opponent for the Last Man Standing Pay-Per-View. Now that I’ve been given the chance to choose who I defend my title against, I now have to think about who deserves the chance. Who should TGB defend his title against on the 30th? Well, I have thought about a few people already. So, I feel like I should tell you guys who I have in mind.

Number 1: ‘Honest’ Krmi, I still don’t like him. I am tired of him not shutting up. I want to fight him one on one, no one else, no interferences. Just the two of us. But, I also feel like he’s had too many chances. He’s a 5 time OBW champion and I feel like he’s had enough chances at the OBW Championship.

Number 2: Ryan Tesla, He’s also a member of the RoP, so you might be able to tell that I want to beat the shit out of him even though he might not deserve it because he hasn’t been here for that long. I still want to get back everyone in the RoP in some way.

Number 3: Nikolai Sinclair, I faced him last month and I beat him but I just feel like I didn’t hurt him enough, I want to unleash the monster I have inside of me upon him and make him feel how I have felt when facing all of those asshole in the RoP.

Number 4: M-Star, he beat me fair and square on Storm yesterday. And I commend him for that. He does deserve to face me. I do like him, too, I want to face him and I’m sure that he wants to face me, too. It truly would be an honour to face him for my title at Last Man Standing.

Number 5: Vincent Sinclair, he’s my friend and a damn good one at that. He’s helped me with facing the RoP. Sure, we’ve had our ups and downs but he’s been my friend since I came to this company. I owe him a lot and I can’t think of any other way than letting him have a chance at my title.

Now, obviously, I can only choose one of these 5 other superstars and all of you will find out who I will choose this Friday on Storm.

TGB starts to smile again as the camera fades out.


OOC: Punchlines are Fatal

Posted by Lindsay Diamonds on November 15, 2014 at 4:00 PM Comments comments (6)
Ayden Starr is the best GM ever! Enough said!!! Okay anyways!

Poor Cameraman!!!!!

Posted by Jessica Rati on November 15, 2014 at 2:40 PM Comments comments (2)

Jessica Rati is seen walking out of a local gym, wearing a skimpy outfit that most probably wear to the beach, when a scrawny man in glasses that looks to around the age of someone in college runs up with a slightly chubbier guy sporting a patchy beard and greasy hair following behind with a camera. The scrawny guy, obviously out of shape, desperately calls out with a winded yell after the short sprint.






He tries to catch his breath.



Jessica......Jessica Rati!



Being used to having men call out for her ;) Jessica ignores him and continues to head towards her car.



Miss. Rati, can I speak to you for a moment.



The two change direction and the smaller guy cuts her off a few feet away from her car with the chubbier one trying his best to keep up, but seems to have a lot of trouble running with the bulky camera that he is carrying. Out of instinct Jessica reaches into her gym bag and fumbles around to pull out a small bottle of pepper spray. She points it at the first guy to reach her, but he quickly ducks and the camera man catches the spray instead. The big guy drops to the parking lot ground and screams in pain, but Jessica shows no mercy and hovers over him, continually letting him have it with the spray. The other guy dropped his glasses while trying to avoid the spray, but finally finds them on the ground and looks up to see what is going on then calls out for Jessica to stop. She turns to spray him now, but the bottle has already been emptied on the poor other guy. She spikes the bottle down, inadvertently dropping it on the camera man's privates, and assumes a fighting stance. please don't. I'm Cody and that's my roommate Brian. We were just wanting to get an interview with you for our school journalism class since OBW is passing through our town.



And you think that makes it ok to just run up on a woman like that? You two kids have a lot to learn. Look I don't have the time for you two to waste by asking me a bunch of pointless questions, but since you're here I do have a quick statement to make so stop your crying and get up fat ass.



Come on man, turn the camera on.



*Whimpers* But I'm blind.



Dude! Just get up already would ya?



The abused guy struggles to get back up and hold the camera. He's hunched over, still feeling the affects from the pepper spray can to the junk, and he can't see to get the camera focused on Jessica's face.



Dude, you're blowing this for me.



Camera man, Brian, frustratingly growls back.






He finally gets situated and the camera comes into focus on Jessica's annoyed expression. She rolls her eyes.






We are here with OBW Vixen Jessica Rati outside of.........



Yeah yeah, I don't have time for this. My message is short and sweet. It seems that just like most men in this world, Dana Wilde, is obsessed with yours truly. I can't say that I blame her because I mean come on.....LOOK AT ME.



Jessica twirls around while running her hands down the sides of her hips for the camera to see.



I am a sight of perfection.



Yes you are.



Don't talk.

Cody slaps Brian on the shoulder.


God must have spent just a little extra time when it came to making me. And I have it on good authority that he took that extra time away from working on Dana's fugly face.



The camera guy, although still in pain, gets a little chuckle out of that comment.



You're interrupting me here.



Shut up dude.



Like I was saying. In Vincent Sinclair's recent convo about how ROP will rest in peace blah...blah...blah with that broken record, Dana took the time out of her weekly dyke convention to say, and I quote, "Jessica has a obstacle which you keep forgetting, Vincent." Honey, the only obstacles I face are deciding which pair of expensive shoes I'm going to wear that day and trying to shield myself from all of the looser guys, like you two, that try and hit on me when they clearly know deep down in their one track horny minds that they don't stand a chance for me to not only hook up with them, but to even acknowledge them as an acceptable human being. And a side note for you two and all men out there. If you're not all that cute and you don't have the money to give me whatever I want then don't even bother with talking to me. Stick to those desperate virgin girls and your online porn that you watch every night right before you go to bed.



The two guys look at each other with guilt in their eyes.



And just because your mommy tells you that you could have anyone you wanted don't automatically believe her. She's probably just saying that because she doesn't want to break your hart and dreams by telling the truth and saying that you're as ugly as your overweight, balding father that she has to down a few shots of alcohol just to get through his 45 second seizure session of him on top of her. But I digress! Back on the topic at hand, I believe the same holds true for Dana.



You think that she has to drink alcohol to get through sex?



No you fat dimwit. She's not even lucky enough to land that. What I mean is that she's obviously desperate to get my attention by endlessly spilling my name out of that mouth of hers. But even she........deep down in that little raisinette brain of hers, knows that she doesn't stand a chance against me. Just like the rest of you don't stand a chance at ending one of, if not the most, dominate factions that OBW has ever seen. Now if you two pimple popping brats will excuse me, I need to go lift my spirits after looking at you talking about all of these other waste of space people. I think that I'll go look at myself in the mirror for a while. Or better yet, I think that I'll go scheme some rich schmuck into taking me shopping.



Just then she notices some guy in a brand spankin new Bentley that's parked behind the two students. She parts them to the side and seductively walks towards the car. She bends over to look into the driver side window, giving the guys a view of her ass hanging out of her spandex shorts. You can't hear what the driver and she are talking about, but after a few seconds she walks around to the other side of the car and tosses her gym bag into the back seat before getting in herself. The car squeals it's tires as it speeds off, leaving the two students standing in the lot stunned.



Dude, wasn't that your dad?



Yes it was.



Dude! He was our ride home.



Shut up!



The two start to somberly walk down the road.



Do you think your mom could pick us up?



We're not calling my mom.



What do you think she's going to say about your dad?




He turns  and kicks his roommate between the legs, dropping him to the ground in pain once again.


On My Mind

Posted by Trent Johnson on November 15, 2014 at 11:55 AM Comments comments (10)
I know Vincent recently said what was on his mind well now it's my turn. James Parker, you just wait for any attention because you aren't the star of the show anymore. You all should know by now that ROP is going through a falling out. What're you gonna do about it? I suggest just accept it and wait. Because not only myself, but the rest of the "good guys" on Storm WILL stop you. We will take you out, whether you disagree or not. We WILL stop you all. Krmi, your one of the few I don't hate of them. You could still leave them in the dust and hurt the rest of them. We could take ROP to the ground. So what do you say Storm?


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